You Can't Keep A Good Sponge Down

So to cheer me up, I picked up the Sponge Bob book that Mike got for me when he was in town. This book is so cute! Here are some of my favorite quotes. I hope it brightens your day as it did mine.

"It's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret. Thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets...secretly. (wow, that really makes you realize what a weird word "secret" is)

"Just about anything is fun." "I'm thinking of all the fun I'm going to have with this piece of paper!!"

"See how wonderful life can be when you're MANIACAL?"

"To be happy, you don't even need clothes!" - Now you remember that!

"I'm not letting go! Nothing will stop me! Not even ... giant clams?! I'm not letting go even for ... cheese graters?! If you think Im letting go for a little EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?! OH, NO!!!"

"I may not have the Krabby Patty recipe, but I've still got Chumbalaya!"

"Let's sing our own song about the joy of staying indoors. (8)I know of a plaaaaace...where you never get haaaarmed ... a magical plaaaace ... with magical chaaaarms ... indoors! indoors!(8)"

"One good way to get happy is to get naked!" - Wow Sponge Bob, your quite the scandalous!

"You can be happy and still act like an adult. Allow me to demonstrate. First, puff out your chest. Now say 'tax exemption'"

"Remember, money can't make you happy." "Are you on some new allergy medication, boy?!"

This really tops it off, le piece de resistance! lol...........

"You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend ... well, that'd be just okay."

Ahhh, Spongebob, you freaky deaky dutch bastard.