Room is covered in human and cat puke

Omg. HERE's a fricking story for you.

Now that i've stopped puking and having a heartattack i can tell you.

GOSH ... ok

I was on my lappy just after i finished practicing my piano and im doodling away and i hear ruslting under my bed. My heart like sinks and i begin to puke a little. lol. I hear it again and know its not a joke, so my 1st instinct is to RUN to mommy. So that is just what i do!! Run upstairs and wake the sleepy momma up and am like "there is something moving in my room!!, you need to help me!!!!" ... we come downstairs and im like ok what the hell do i DO!? Scared little mom comes in with her little flashlight and i lay on my bed and droop my head under so i can see under the bed. Flash the light and I see a freaking cat head. I quickly do a reverse-droop of my head and stand up quickly on my bed, all within .3 seconds and say "its a cat .. its a fucking cat. .. MOM its a CAT!" shes like "honey, what? ..uhh .. *studder* what .. a cat?! are you sure?!" im like "well at least a head!!" shes like "sweety, stop your scaring me .. what .. a CAT" .. now i know what your thinking .. omg its not a big deal and yes we do have a cat .. but she is evil and never ever comes in my room ever, so why the heck would she be under my bed where crap is? I stand at the doorway awaiting for like .. a cat monster ghost thing to jump outta my bed while my mom goes to check for missy. Luckily we couldnt find her .. so this was good .. and then the rustlling was getting more intense and i was like "omg .. omg..." my mom looks like shes about to have a heartattack at this point. lol .... Missy emerges from under the bed and within the span of 1 millisecond i scream and begin to run and realize that its missy and was like "its fucking missy" I have never felt so scared in my life. Missy just like waltzes out like "hah, you foolish mortals .. i fooooled you!" meanwhile mom and me are puking and crying. Omg my face was priceless. It might as well have been a snake-rat with 4 heads and some toes attached to its eyes singing a show tune. So effing scary. Wow .. lol im still laughing...and puking.

HAHA .. jeez. I hate cats. Well ... no ... just Missy. She needs to not, ever.

Anyone wanna cat?
*Pukes*

"its from the movie you fucking retard!??"

OMG!!! SOOO!!!! we 're reall dunbrjk; And we jus finished mcdicks...so much for my workout this morning. I will go tomorrow and make u0of roti Yeahl

LIMO PARTY BUG MAGGOS ARE FUN!!!
Brea - " that does not say bus"
Sally - "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

i drank this drink .. that tasted likea tree.

nellyh

brea- that was so fun tonight, im glad you came (said in new found gimmick drunk voice...will be demonstrated to all if we remember in the morning
sally- yeah im glad you came tonight too
brea- yeah.......*weirded out*

*laughs in an odd mammer"

OMG SPEL MUCH!?!?!
719-2383
brea-

suubuhhhh?!

SO! .. its 6 in the am .. and GUESS whoz headin out the door. Heck yes its me. I am too awesome for words. WOO go me. I hope the gym isnt busy. Who in their right mind would work out at a time like this anyway. I sure as hell dont know. Oh, shit.

on crack

So .... i am waking up tomorrow at 6am to go to the gym before i start work at 930am. Why do you say i am doing this?? Well, its obviously all the drugs im on, jk. But ... i hope i actually go. Im known for just saying "screw it, i'd rather sleep" But NO .. i will be strict on myself tomorrow morning. I'll feel so good afterwards. *keeps telling self this* Am going to The Mirage tomorrow for Fiddy's bday .. yes folks, he invited his little sister and her friend to tag along! haha little, please, im 20. Just cause your turning 22 doesnt mean you can treat me like im 12 still:P .. though he still does in a protective way. its cute ... but .. sometimes not so cute.

SO! i bought these knee high boots to wear to the club. i really wanna wear them cause im wearing my skirt and have nothing else to wear with it. They're really high. Im scared! Maybe they wont notice if i just take em off and dance in my bare feet! WEE!! I think i would be killed. That or Fiddy's friends will pick me up and sling me over their shoulder and be like "ok, thats enough alcohol for you missy" and throw me into the party bus. Hahaha... oh gosh. No, that wont happen.

Wow, this was a very random blog and kinda pointless. BUT ... i AM going to wake up at 6am and gym it up ... dont let me NOT!

!B

tachycardia

eff you heart, eff you.

I know it could be a lot worse .. but it still sucks as it is now. I've been in bed all day .. have gotten out of bed 2wice. One to give my mom the phone, and two to get my theory homework. Did my theory homework in ample time and was just surfing the net when my heart started beating really hard out of my chest. Heart rate was 120 resting. That is retarded. Now i feel really drugged up almost and my chest has a "nervous" feeling, if that makes sense? Oh well .... whats new right?

I gotta piano harcore ...

An Ode To Glands

(8)Oh glands.. why do you have to be oh so swollen? What have I done to deserve this crap(8) la tee doooo

Ok, so song writing isnt my forte, can you blame me? no. didnt think so. The state that i am in right now, you can't blame me for anything! ANYTHING *does things that would normally get self blamed* (lol that doesnt even make SENSE brea!) I have totally corrupted the system ... i am a whore for the establishment, or in South Africa, a slut for the area, if you will. And you will.

You cant help but want to be babied (or as i like to call it, puppied) when your sick. I was out for most of the day in the states and around town shopping and when i got home i was completly drained. Got into my lululemons and sprawled on le bed, have remained there ever since. I had plans to go to the gym but they were def. overlooked once i looked into my mouth. Its a jungle in there i tell yaz. There is some kind of party in my mouth and only the sick gross ones were invited this time. How fair is that? not very let me tell you.

Things I am excited about:

COLDPLAY ON THE 27TH!:| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|

Trying not to suck at piano this year. lol. Going to be a challenge for sure .. hahaah but its all good. I think? *stares directly at whatever it is i am looking at*

Damian's show this Friday at Endo. its his 1st show! and his last!! lol oh man .. that sucks. lol .. I'll be sure to bring my "glasses" though .. it'll make him not so sad ... or very sad. I havent decided which one he will feel yet. Happy? Sad? Im thinking more along the lines of ... "im sorry i dont know you *pukes over brea then leaves the venue*" Ill have to get back to you on that one.

The thought that just crossed my mind in wearing a hot pink track suit with bright green scrunchies in my hair to the show. Why did I just think that? it must be the drugs .. always with the drugs brea, jeez. Can I get a woo wo-restraining order?

Spending all of my day tomorrow doing piano. i've been really bad this week and havent played all that much. I have been feeling crappy so that is my excuse. Given its not a very good one. But there is something about basking in your own filth on the best bed in the world as oppossed to a chilly piano room playing songs your not good at yet.

Saying "puke" all the time

That should just about do it this time around.

NNNYYYYYEEEEIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Sara that was just for you.

*pukes on Sara*

NO. Sara's feet are soooooo soft and senious .. HOW DO YOU SPELL THIS WORD?@??!@? sensuous (sara types) always saves the spelling day, "when sara walks in with a computer in her hand and a thesaurus(types sara) in yer face YOU GET SPRUNG!" *sung to the tune of "baby got back"* or as we like to call it .. Brea and Sara got hella back.

Dark Water ... WHAT A MOVIE. We clutched eachother for 2 hours. Are you jealous? Good. We balled our eyes out. It was a scene for sure.

Nanny 911 is so awesome!!

And now ... PHIL .. i mean .. a compilation o'de sara et brea

"Phoooyyytoooooyyyy" - Brea trying to say "photo" in an aussie accent

**this is not creepy at all** ... **this place was not designed for hunchbacks!** - Sara at the movies with Brea.

Ok .. so thinking of phrases under pressure is a hard thing to do .. we're getting shy.

"Hey louuise .. diarrhea . eeHEHHEHEHEHHheheheh"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO." - Sara says in a deep berlesk voice" - Brea is turned on.

AAAAAaaaaanyway. That is all. Post. Oops .. she means press post. SHIT.

Is it really you??

So .. whoa ... ahem ... im back to blogging .. for now. I just got into the mood to blog as we speak. I haven't felt an urge so great in a while:P

It's been over like a decade I know, but my life isnt that exciting lol, i dont feel i need to blog about a great cheese i ate.

First off.... my shooi is back from Aussie and I am sooooo happy. Her and I spent a good chunk of today together and it was so fun. Especially when this guy, and his super cute friend, ran into a sign that was hanging from Athletes World's celing. "Stupid SIGN" the guy blurted out as he turned around and saw that Sara and I were trying SO hard not to laugh or notice that he had whacked his head on the cardboard sign. I have not laughed so hard in a long, long time. Tears were flooding the mall.

Christmas was a delight as always ... got an iBook *thanks John*, most amazing thing ever, EVER. Spent time with family and friends .. wait, no i didnt cause they were in DisneyWorld! and Hawaii! lol .. jk guys .. i did miss you though. Never leave me! Cause I'll find you! maaahhahah! FUCK YOU WE'RE STILL FRIENDS!

New Years .. a friggin blast... spending it at a club with your friends is really the way to go! .. that is all i will say about that night. lol But if you do go to www.clubzone.com you will see a delightful pic of yours truly and co.

Started Grade 9 piano today ... pretty stoked about eet. Im playing a jazz version of Somewhere Over The Rainbow. We'll see how badly i can screw THAT up. hahah. Sorry Dorthy .. you are definetly not in Kansas anymore, oh, and I have your dog, too.

I'll leave it at that. A little dose'll do yah.

!B